Problems Only Girls Who Can't Cook Will Understand

If you pride yourself on being living proof that women's place isn't always in the kitchen, you'll totally get these. Here are ten problems only girls who can't cook will understand.

1. The anxiety you feel when your significant other asks you to cook them dinner.

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2. Deciding it's better to just take the batteries out of the smoke detector than to set it off every time you burn something (which is a solid two-times-a-week ordeal).

3. Just ordering a pizza is your go-to.


4. When you do decide to cook, there better be leftovers so you don't have to do this shit again anytime soon.

5. You've perfected every variation there is of a grilled cheese. Adding sliced deli meat was revolutionary.

6. Your parents seriously worry about whether or not you'll get the nutritional value you need when you're living on your own and no one is cooking for you.

7. You might stay in a relationship long after the romance is gone because he feeds you.


8. You burn everything, even when you use the "popcorn" button on the microwave for popcorn.

9. Taking a cooking class sounds like more work than fun to you.

10. Even though you can't cook, you have plenty of other qualities that make you awesome like... your ability to eat an entire pizza by yourself.